A Blatter Masterpiece

My hands, they are not dirty you see!

Ever since his original election as El Dictator of FIFA, Sepp Blatter has run rings around the world footballing press anytime a scandal comes up. This time though, his evading has reached new heights as documents regarding bribery and corruption have been released by Swiss prosecutors detailing some startling corruption.

Information has come to light implicating Blatter’s predesecor Joao Havelange in a bribery scandal with marketing agency ISL. For those of you knew to the FIFA is corrupt scenario, ISL was a marketing agency that got favorable prices on the 2002 and 2006 World Cup television rights. These documents indicate a third party, referred to as “P1” knew of the payments. Anyone care to have a gander at who “P1” is?

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