Ronaldo Tormented by Messi Chants? Oh, Boo Hoo!

“Over the bar again? Crap.”

Apparently some bright Danes taunted Cristiano Ronaldo with Messi chants during yesterday’s Euro 2012 match, in which the Portuguese Preener had a disappointing outing. Portugal won, yes, but their way out of the Group of Death is fraught with peril. Following the match, Metronaldo lost his cool and went off on the assembled media:

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The Best Team Not at the Euros

Just in case you slept on this one, check out Argentina laying waste to Ecuador in World Cup qualifiers on Saturday. The video is self-explanatory, but here’s a quick rundown of the scorers: Sergio “Kun” Agüero, Gonzalo “Little Pipe” Higuaín, Lionel “Little Flea” Messi, and Angel “the Noodle” Di María.

Okay, now look at Argentina’s lineup: Continue reading