Lorber, you ignorant slut.

Lorber has made some questionable decisions in his life. He decided to root for Tottenham Hotspur, with all the pain and suffering that entails. His European team of choice is the Portugal, international soccer’s most wretched hive of hair gel and villainy. He went to law school. Yet despite all of this, he has never been more wrong than when he expresses his love of Tottenham Hotspur’s third jersey from 2006/2007. Which looks like this:

Milk, milk, lemonade, behind Mido the fudge is made

Has anyone ever been this wrong about anything ever?

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